Priyanka Chopra took her enourmosly large head to a press conference to promote the website launch of Yash Raj Films latest movie ‘Pyaar Impossible’. She spent the afternoon sitting at a table in front of a laptop looking at porn, and answering questions from journalists enamoured by her beauty.
Vaseline along with its spokeswoman, Neha Dhupia launched a product to help Indian women become more confident about their inherent darker skin tones. The product called Vaseline Healthy White, attempts to lift the confidence levels of all Indians by reminding them that brown is not healthy.
Neha wore a tight fitting pink dress with a cape, too tight for her big fat stomach.
Amitabh, Abhishek and Aishwarya were out today to vote in the Indian General Election. Because they are better than you, they gave the the obligatory ‘I voted’ pose, accented with a big ‘fuck you common citizen’.
Mallika Sherawat arrived in Los Angles to promote her new movie Hisss. En-route to the movie promo, Mallika’s publicist ordered her to go to Hollywood Milkshake bar ‘Millions of Milkshakes’ and whore herself out for the launch of a new milkshake named after her.
The milkshake named Mallika Shake has Blueberries, Raspberries, Blackberries, Strawberries, whipped cream, and a Cadbury Flake. Take note that there is no banana in the ingredients, but Mallika could not keep her hands off that big juicy banana.
Video of the shake launch can be been seen after the jump.
Malaika Arora was at Lakme Fashion Week and proceeded to stand in front of Lakme Salon for the whole week. She wore birds on her feet and flashed her thunder thighs at the admiring crowd.
Bipasha Basu tried to work out with Dorian Yates, the six times Mr Olympia at Golds Gym today, but was thwarted by angry ‘roid raged desi muscle man. The pictures tell the story, Dorian Yates in was hitting on Bipasha when angry Desi ‘roid boy made snickering glances towards them both. Unfortunately as you can see, Bipasha was checking out Dorians package only to be startled by the side effects of steroids, and averted any further action.
Bipasha looked stunnin natural with no face on. Something fresh, a woman who is not afraid to go out in public without any make up.
