Entries from March 2009

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Bipasha Basu Works Out with Dorian Yates.

Bipasha Basu tried to work out with Dorian Yates,  the six times Mr Olympia at Golds Gym today, but was thwarted by angry ‘roid raged desi muscle man.  The pictures tell the story, Dorian Yates in was hitting on Bipasha when angry Desi ‘roid boy made snickering glances towards them both.  Unfortunately as you can [...]

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

How To Pickup Hot Chicks.

Some men have it all worked out.  Diana Hayden went to an art gallery today and became smitten with some dude, who I guess was the unfortunate artist type.  He played the role perfectly, weak, unfortunate, creative, helpless and the kicker was a wheel chair.  She could not leave his side for the whole event.
To [...]

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Kangana Ranaut Was Sad At Her Birthday Party

Kangana had her birthday party, and she was sad.  I can only speculate why she was so sad, so let me speculate.
1. No one came to her party, except awkwardly dressed people.
2. No one gave her presents.
3. No one saw Kangana her naked.
4. Kangana forgot to flash her panties for the camera.
5.  She forgot to [...]

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Snoop Dogg Becomes Anopp Dogg

Snoop Dogg, albeit a few month late, is trying to cash-in on the Slum Dog Millionaire money/gravy train with a song that was only written because of the title - Snoop Dogg Millionaire.  Snoop being the smart person he is, or at least knows how to make money must have seen the success of the  Pussy [...]

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Asin bleaches* her face, not her clothes

Asin was at some contractually obligated event to promote Fairever Fruit Fairness Cream.  She was also contractually obligated to match the color of the carpet.  Asin looked ridiculous standing in front of a big basket of cardboard fruit, and a giant box of fairness cream in her hand.
I am not an India woman so I [...]

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Priyanka Chopra Launches A Magazine

Priyanka Chopra was at the launch of L’Officiel Magazine, which coincidentally had her on the cover.  There were many ugly people at this magazine launch, and I won’t be offending your eyes with their images -  just to prove my point I will include one ugly person.  Priyanka invited all the ugly people to the launch [...]